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World's
Tallest Building to Begin
Construction in Dubai
160-floor structure
slated for completion in
time for filming of next
"King Kong"
sequel. |
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| SPORTS |
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Major League Baseball Takes
Tough Stance on Steroids
Orders Oakland to immediately rename
Androstenedione Stadium. |
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Barry Bonds to Give Back
134 Home Runs
Agreement allows him to keep playing, but
puts him behind Harmon Killebrew on
all-time list. |
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College Football: Bowl Lineup
Set
Every school except Eastern Wyoming
A&M, Northern South Dakota State, and
West Southwestern Arizona Maritime
Institute will play in a post-season
contest. |
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Hank Aaron, Willie Mays,
Stan Musial, Duke Snider Injected
With Anabolic Steroids
All say they're looking forward to
spring training. |
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| HOLIDAY SHOPPING GUIDE |
 Need a Hand? Who Doesn't?
Hand, eye, foot, you name
it, they've got it at the
Body Parts Boutique, the
place you go when you
need something really
special, and different,
for that certain someone.
And their prices are
reasonable. An arm or a
leg won't cost you (all
together now)
an arm and a leg.
 What's the Hottest
Fashion Item of the Year?
Gotta be the poncho,
Pancho. And no one makes
a trendier poncho than
the Official State
Haberdasher to the
President of Chile.
However, to get one you
have to be the leader of
a member state attending
the APEC (Asia-Pacific
Economic Cooperation)
forum in Santiago, and
be willing to back
preemptive military
action against Iran.
Otherwise, you're just
going to have to admire
them from afar.
 A Car for That Driving
Enthusiast On Your List
Throw away the Segway!
This baby goes on
freeways, and it's
economical. Besides the
great mileage, you never
have to rotate the tires.
Perfect for anyone who
doesn't mind an
occasional mud puddle or
getting peed on by dogs. |
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