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BUSH, CHIRAC
RENEW FRIENDSHIP
Leaders share fond
memories of good times
together. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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U.S. Withdrawing Troops
From South Korea
Region faces no threat other than
paranoid, totalitarian leader with nuclear weapons. |
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POLITICS |
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Kerry
Struggles to Shake
“Lugubrious”
Label
Embarks on “I Am Not
Lugubrious” bus tour
through swing states. |
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IRONIC TIMES POLL |
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Country Split on Major Issues
Republicans, Democrats disagree about everything. (see below) |
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U. S. NEWS |
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Hot U.S. Economy Creating
More Jobs
Most come with complimentary fries. |
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Pentagon Assigns Highest
Priority to Investigations of
Iraqi Prisoner Abuse
Rumsfeld tells investigators to
"take the
gloves off" interrogating suspects. |
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REMINDER
Shoot first and ask for international
help later. |
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BUSINESS |
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“Goldilocks”
Economy, Say Some
“Goldfinger” economy, say
others. |
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EDUCATION |
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Study: High School Exit
Exams Test Skills, Knowledge
At 8th Grade Level
To prepare students for college and a 9th
grade education. |
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