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MISCELLANEOUS
Lilliputians Demand Recognition
They gather in Washington, trying to get lawmakers’ attention.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Insurance Institute Highway
Safety Tests: Sedans Fare
Poorly Against SUVs

Honda's midsize Errand comes up short in collision with Dodge Pulverizer.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Study: Sea Creatures Getting Sicker
And their coverage is lousy.
 
SPORTS
Walking on Water Added To Olympics
Competitors in eight weight classes will compete at various distances.
This Week's Question: What do you think of Mel Gibson's movie, The Passion of the Christ?
Jesus: As painful as it is to say, I loved it. How about an IMAX version?
Allah: Worst movie since Ali Baba and the Forty Thieves!
Yahweh: Why the R rating? I thought it was PG-13, at best.
Buddha: An answer is nothing more than another question.
Ra: I don't know. I'm not the God of Movies.

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