| ENVIRONMENT |
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Clear Skies
Program Effective in
Denver
Before (top) and after
(bottom) photos show
progress in balancing
need for cleaner air and
industry's concerns over
excessive regulations. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Wagner's “Ride of
the Valkyries”
Named Most Dangerous Music
To Play While Driving
Barely edges out “It's a Small
World After All.” |
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| SPORTS |
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Athens May Not Be Ready
In Time for Olympics
Might have to suspend democracy to get
work done. |
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Five-Year-Old Declares
Himself Eligible for NBA Draft
“Honestly, what am I going to learn
in kindergarten?” he asks. |
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 Don King
Promises Honest Title
Fight
“The guy in the
green hat will win,”
he tells reporters. |
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The
Afterlife
by Earl Wilson |
Took the BW
to see the late Lenny Bruce, the
posthumously pardoned potty-mouthed comic who's
been killing ‘em all over
again at the surprisingly lively
Limbo Lounge. In attendance, non
vivant funny bones George S.
Kaufman, Totie Fields, and that
Rabelaisian wit himself,  Francois
Rabelais. (Frankie wasn't
getting any of the jokes until new
pal Alexis de Tocqueville
leaned over and ‘splained to
him the English word for, pardon
my French, merde.) |
Don't
invitems: Recent arrivals  (lower
region) Uday and Qusay Hussein.
 Talk about sibling rivalry! These
two argue over who goes first on
every eternal punishment
they're given. Sheesh! |
Congrats to
all the winners at the recent
Golden Ghoul Awards, always a
strong indicator of who will win
at next month's Dead Oscars,
hosted for the first time by Bob
“Maybe I Can Win One Up
Here” Hope. |
| That's
Oyl, brother. |
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