| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Appearance of
Square Doughnuts Troubles
Futurists
It's “too
soon,” they say. |
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| ARTS |
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New Scholarship Proves Five
Shakespeare Plays Were Partially Written
by Others
And three more were “as told
to.” |
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| EDUCATION |
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New Law Requires Texas School
Kids
To Recite Pledge of Allegiance, Then
Pledge of Allegiance to Texas Flag
Then pledge of allegiance to county, then
city, then football team, then go home. |
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| ODDS AND ENDS |
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Superman's
Suit Sold at Auction for
$110,000
Lex Luthor outbids
Bizarro, Mr. Mxyztplk for
indestructible garment. |
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| Now that the
EPA has gotten rid of the rules
preventing owners from selling
PCB-contaminated land to
developers, plans can go forward
for the first development under
the new, relaxed standards,
named: |
| A ) | PCB Vista Gated Community |
| B ) | El Rancho de la Cancer |
| C ) | Toxic Gardens Estates |
| D ) | Casa PCB Affordable Housing
Project |
| E ) | Poison Brook Glen |
| Which of the following
statements is false? |
| A ) | Since the Recession officially
ended, more than a million jobs
have been lost. |
| B ) | Since combat officially ended
in Iraq, more American lives have
been lost than before combat
officially ended. |
| C ) | Since NASA officially began
looking for potentially dangerous
asteroids, more than a million
extraterrestrials have landed in
California, and are running for
Governor. |
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