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ARNOLD
VISITS NEW YORK
Makes it to fundraiser in
spite of blackout. |
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WORLD NEWS |
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Liberia: Taylor Replaced by
Blah
Blah replaced by Feh. |
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CALIFORNIA RECALL |
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All 135 Candidates to Debate
Each will be given two seconds to speak,
one second for rebuttal. |
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Ringling Bros., Barnum &
Bailey Sue State of California Over
Recall
Cite plagiarism, copyright infringement,
slander and "reckless disparagement
of the dignity of circuses
everywhere." |
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Experts Predict Record Voter
Turnout
For first time in state history it
could approach 100%. |
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U. S. NEWS |
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White House: Iraq
Iran Has WMDs
Could launch attack within forty-five
minutes. |
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Foiled Sale of Shoulder-Fired
Missile Worries White House
NRA opposes ban on weapon. |
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Homeland Security Dept. Warns
of Microsoft Windows Flaw
Terrorists could enter your computer,
play your games, read your e-mail. |
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REMINDER
If you can't
stand the heat, get
off the planet. |
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EPA Nominee Favors
Balanced Environmental
Management
Hell protect some of the
environment, plunder the rest. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS ... |
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Saddam Hussein Captured by
Coalition Forces
He's held briefly, then released on
his own recognizance. |
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