| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Man Without
Credentials, Security
Clearance, Flies on Air
Force One
Later identified
as official with “coalition
of the willing” country. |
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| BOOKS |
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Hillary's Book Continues
On Record Pace
First best-seller based entirely on
reading between the lines. |
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| SPORTS |
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Polar Games Won by Antarctica
Team from Arctic Circle finishes second. |
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| SPORTS QUIZ |
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| Mike
Tyson lost $400 Million due to: |
| A)
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Ill-advised short position in
derivatives market just before
hiccup in commercial
real estate had created unexpected
downside. |
| B) |
Bottom falling out of rare
book trade right after purchase of prized,
11th Century illuminated
manuscript of first edition of
sacred music of Hildegard von
Bingen. |
| C) |
Hookers. |
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| TOYS |
Toy Safety
Council Announces Latest
Recalls
If you've purchased
any of the following,
return them at once: |
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My First
Counterfeiting Kit
(Bills come out smudged.) |
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Pre-School
Periodontist
(Healing time longer than
stated on box.) |
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Fun With Graffiti
(Supplied spray
paint can leaks.) |
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Glow-in-the-Dark
Grenade (Plastic
“shrapnel”
pieces can lodge in
child’s eye.) |
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Pre-School
Pharmacist (Confusing
instructions.) |
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| STAMPS |
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 Personalized
Postage Stamps Coming,
Says Postal Service
Consumers can
soon pay bills, moon credit card
company at same time. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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North Korea
Nukes South Korea
Former Asian nation obliterated. |
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