| FASHION |
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Sneak Peek:
What Brides Will Be
Wearing Next Year
At least the real slutty
ones. |
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| EDUCATION |
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University of California Bars Faculty From
Dating Their Students
Rakes, roués, lotharios cry foul. |
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| SPECIAL FEATURE |
Timeline
of Events in Iraq
Conflict
Pivotal moments on the
path to war. |
| Aug. 8,
2002 |
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Wolfowitz
lies about Iraq's
WMDs. |
| Sept.
23, 2002 |
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Rumsfeld
lies about Iraq's
WMDs. |
| Dec. 11,
2002 |
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Cheney
lies about Iraq's
WMDs. |
| Feb. 5,
2003 |
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Powell
lies about Iraq's
WMDs. |
| March 2,
2003 |
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Bush lies
about Iraq's WMDs. |
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| NEW PRODUCTS |
|
 Dancing Robot
Teaches While You Twirl!
Gave up learning how
to dance when Arthur Murray
died? Now you can learn, but without
embarrassing yourself in front of
others. The amazing Rhumba Dancing
Robot teaches you to trip the
light fantastic on any ballroom,
with over eighty-five dances in
its computer memory, including the
rhumba, of course. Sorry, gals, a robot
that leads is in development.
$795, at all Only the Lonely
stores. |
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| SPORTS |
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Kobe Loses $45 Million Nike Contract
Signs $50 million contract with Trojan. |
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 New Sport To
Get Tryout at '04
Olympics
Synchronized Diving for
Coins will be a
demonstration sport in
Athens. |
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