| PEOPLE |
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Pope
Reportedly Has "The
Blahs"
Might take up ballroom
dancing. |
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Nader Considers Another
Presidential Run
But worries about losing votes to a
Democratic "spoiler" candidate. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Scientists Find Depression
Genes
Could lead to treatment some day, they
say, but probably won't, so what's the
use? |
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Kraft Foods Promises
Healthier Products
New line includes All-Natural Velveeta,
Whole Wheat Mallomars, Free Range Oreos,
and Soy-Ahoy. |
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Obesity Linked to Suburban
Sprawl; Experts Advise Redesigned Suburbs
It would also help if you'd get off your
ass
once in a while. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Webster's
Dictionary Adds, Drops
Words
Adds headbanger,
dot-commer, McJob,
Frankenfood; drops music,
employee, job, corn. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Latest Mars Mission to
Search for Water
And weapons of mass destruction. |
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Solar System Like Ours Discovered
Only 95 Light Years Away
Raises intriguing possibility that some
day we could use it for spare parts. |
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 Study: Playmates
Change With
Economy
When economy's doing
well, they're soft and
vulnerable; when it
isn't, they're stronger,
more independent, as with
current Miss July
(pictured). |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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Latest EPA Report Censored
Again by White House
Agency forced to remove section asserting
that the earth orbits the sun. |
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| CORRECTION |
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Last week, obituaries describing
Katharine Hepburn as "a rubber-faced
Borscht Belt tummler from the
Catskills" and Buddy Hackett as
"an aristocratic beauty with a Bryn
Mawr accent" were somehow
transposed. We apologize for any
confusion. |
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