| PEOPLE |
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 President
Names Dennis Miller
Official Court Jester
Narcissistic
name-dropping
pseudo-intellectual comic says
he's “thrilled to
occupy a position normally given
to one of those B-list comedians
who do Fruit-of-the-Loom
commercials.” |
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| THE ECONOMY |
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Report: Wealthiest
Americans'
Share of Income Increased
Greatly in Last 10 Years
According to the Duh Institute. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Study:
Marijuana Doesn't Cause
Permanent Brain Damage
“It has none of the
deleterious effects associated with
alcohol or narcotics,” says
lead researcher Dr. Erik Hammerschlag
(pictured). |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Men Also Have
Biological Clocks
But they're clock-radios, with
snooze alarms. |
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Consumer Reports: Caffeine
Hidden in Many Foods
Butthere'sreallynothingatalltoworry
abouttheysay. |
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ENVIRONMENT
Two-Headed
Turtles Taken off
Endangered Species List
Thanks to government,
industry actions,
population has increased
dramatically. |
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Study Shows Huge Difference
Between Individuals in
Tolerance for Pain
Based on tests of those with medical
insurance, and those without. |
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Unfair Bosses Make Blood
Pressure Soar, Says Research
Studied: twenty-five current and former
employees of the New York Yankees. |
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