FASHION |
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Spring
Fashions Reflect the
Times
Fresh, innocent out;
grotesque, apocalyptic
in. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Survey Says Teens Following
Advice of Parents, Teachers by
Having Less Sex
Or so they tell us. |
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FEATURE |
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Which of
the following items does
not belong
with the others: |
A) | Retired military experts |
B) | Young American soldiers |
C) | Conservative pundits |
D) | Automobile commercials |
E) | Dead and wounded Iraqi
civilians |
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WHAT THEY WERE THINKING |
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Old ASIMO
(left): I remember reminding myself
not to move. It wasn't my moment, it
was his. They told me the job was mine
for as long as I wanted it. So much for
promises.
New ASIMO |
Old ASIMO, new ASIMO,
Tokyo, April 2, 2003. |
(right):
I remember thinking what a jerk old
ASIMO was. Not so much as one Good
luck, which is in his vocabulary.
They can recycle the ungrateful old
rustbucket, for all I care. |
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SPORTS |
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Texas Rangers Granted Rights
To First Farm Team in Iraq
Baghdad Rangers will play in Double-A
Cradle of Civilization League. |
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Buzkashi
Added To '04
Olympics
Afghans early favorites
in sport pitting two
teams of horsemen vying
for headless goat
carcass. |
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