| PEOPLE |
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Carmen
Electra In the News Again
She appeared somewhere
for some reason. |
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| BUSINESS |
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AOL Posts Record Loss of
$100 Billion
Most of it in executive severance pay. |
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Parker Brothers Announces
Successor to Monopoly
Hegemony is similar, except Boardwalk
is replaced by Baghdad, Park
Place by Pyongyang. |
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Microsoft Reveals Source
Code for Windows to Russia
In exchange for 15 nuclear missiles. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
 
(Begins soon, on all
channels)
Already being called a
combination “Fear
Factor” and
“Jackass,”
“War in Iraq”
looks like a ratings
bonanza, loaded with the
kind of stomach-turning
action and unrestrained
stupidity fans of reality
TV crave. But beware of
viewer burnout (and
tuneout) if things drag
on, as happened to
“Who Wants to be a
Millionaire,” and
“War in
Vietnam.” |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: Early Success
Leads to Early Death
So just keep on doing what you're doing,
you'll live longer. |
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New Report Says Fast
Food is Addictive
Report comes with fries and a shake. |
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Study: Less Than 8 Hours
Sleep Greatly Increases
Risk of Heart Attack
Think about that as you try to doze off
tonight. |
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| SCIENCE |
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 Columbia
University Scaling Back Its
Funding of Biosphere II
Will no longer pay for
cable TV, pizza
deliveries. |
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Ancient
Tablet Details Repairs to
Temple of King Solomon
Work will be completed
when plasterers show up. |
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| INTERNET |
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Study: Only 53% Believe What
They Read Online
Honest. |
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