| SPORTS |
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Piazza Asks
Divine Intercession
Pope will speak to God
about the Mets. |
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Baseball: Every Team to Play
One Game in Bermuda Next Year
But not for tax purposes, insists
the commissioner. |
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NFL: 3 Owners Lost for
Season With Broken Toes
Each kicked a wall after their starting
quarterbacks were knocked out for the
season. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Latest
Generation Rankings
(courtesy Generation
Journal)
Greatest Generation
Beat Generation
Lost Generation
Me Generation
Pepsi Generation |
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People Picks Ben
Affleck as "Sexiest Man Alive"
Clark Gable named by Dead People
in similar category. |
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| John Poindexter, now in charge of
the government program to gather
all available information on all
its citizens, earned the respect
of the Bush Administration by: |
| A) | establishing
the Public Integrity Institute to
promote honesty in government. |
| B) | working with
the ACLU to protect the civil
liberties of all Americans. |
| C) | Lying
repeatedly to Congress, under
oath, about his secret, illegal
actions in the Iran-Contra
scandal.
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| Which of the following
statements is FALSE: |
| The top 1% of American families |
| A) | have incomes
equal to the bottom 40%. |
| B) | will get more
than half of the Bush tax cut. |
| C) | have enlisted
in the Army to fight in Iraq out
of a profound sense of gratitude
for what America has given them. |
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