| PEOPLE |
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Kevorkian
Loses Supreme Court
Appeal
But he is asked to assist
several justices with
their suicides. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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TV: Minor Celebrities
Now Major Stars
'B' List replaces 'A' List. |
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NBC Developing Minnie Driver
Show, Not Sure if It Will Be
Comedy or Drama
Many viewers unsure whether current shows
are comedies or dramas. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Object Spotted Beyond Pluto's
Orbit
Could be those car keys you lost in 1972. |
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5300-Year-Old
Iceman Baffles
Paleontologists
He has been "most
uncooperative," they
complain. |
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| INTERNET |
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Survey Establishes First
Accurate Profile of Web Surfers
On average, they are 23 years old, male,
online 14½ hours a day, and spend most of that
time viewing pictures of incest and
bestiality. |
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| IRONIC TIMES POLL |
| Question:
What's the most
important issue facing
America today? |
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| (Poll
was taken everywhere but
Washington, D.C. There is
no margin of error.) |
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| THIS WEEK IN HISTORY |
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 October 15, 435 AD:
Hun Congress Overwhelmingly
Passes Use of Force Resolution
Gives leader Attila authority to use
military force against rest of world,
should it become necessary. |
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