| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Rolling Stones Mark 40th Year
"Hard to believe," says Mick
Jagger (2nd from left). |
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| BUSINESS |
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Great Time to Buy,
Brokers Tell Clients
Great time to sell, brokers tell
girlfirends. |
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Administration Developing New
Plan
To Reinvigorate Slumping Economy
Put more money into hands of those who
already have too much. |
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| MEDIA |
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Poll: Media Losing
Public's Trust
But then, who cares what the public
thinks? |
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USA Today Celebrates 20th
Anniversary
Success attributed to various strengths. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Austrian Scientists: Those
Born in Fall Outlive Those Born in Spring
But only by one hour due to daylight
savings time. |
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Lance Bass Space Station
Visit Cancelled
Russian Space Agency announces open
auditions for a replacement. |
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NASA Releases Photo of
Hamburger-Shaped Star
Could indicate presence
of civilization very
similar to our own. |
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Time Capsule With Six Billion
Messages to be Placed in
50,000-Year Orbit
Future civilizations will be able to read
our shallow, ignorant thoughts. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Health Insurance Costs Soar
Increase due to hiring more people to
solicit new customers, deny claims. |
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American Girls Becoming Less
Active, Fatter, According to Study
Advice: wear dark, loose-fitting
clothes. |
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