| ODDS 'N ENDS |
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New Species
of Man-Eating Giant Squid
Found in 8 States
Can travel up to thirty
miles on land. |
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Four Charged With Stealing
Moon Rocks
FBI arrests them upon their return to
earth. |
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| SPORTS |
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NFL Training Camps Open
State penitentiaries close. |
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Baseball Strike Begins
But fans continue showing up at parks,
strengthening owners' case. |
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| PICTURE OF THE
WEEK |
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Hemingway
Look-Alikes Take Over Key
West
National Guard called in. |
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Step 1: An
international crisis is
identified.
Step 2: A team
of foreign policy experts with
experience in the area is
assembled at the State
Department.
Step 3: The team
gathers information and analysis
from here and abroad, debates all
policy options, and presents a
comprehensive summary to the
Secretary of State.
Step 4: The
Secretary reviews the options,
consults with the team, draws up
a final draft and makes his
recommendations.
Step 5: The
draft is given to the President,
who uses it to start a backyard
barbecue. Then Karl Rove, Dick
Cheney and a few pals from
Halliburton decide to invade
Iraq. |
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