| SPORTS |
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 Golfer Beheaded
in Freak Mishap
Davis Love III "resting
comfortably" after
doctors reattach head. |
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Baseball: Bats Blamed for
Drop in Home Runs
Players filling them with lower-quality
cork. |
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Baseball Strike Set for Early
August
That's when the Androstenedione runs
out. |
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Atlanta
Braves Sign Cuban Hurler
"El
Commandante" will
pitch two games in
Triple-A before being
brought up to the big
club. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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Baby Boomers Retiring, But
Not Moving Far From Home
They're moving in with their
parents. |
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| EDUCATION |
UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA
SPURS SAT REFORM
Following are examples of
questions which
will appear on new SAT:
Osama bin Laden suffers from:
A) Hate, rage, intolerance,
megalomania
B) Distant father syndrome
C) Low self-esteem
Frown furrows and smile wrinkles
can best be treated by:
A) Meditation & yoga
B) Not smiling or frowning
C) Botox
Poor energy flow in a living room
can be corrected by:
A) Moving all plants to east wall
B) Making sure TV is facing
kitchen
C) Installing indoor fountain
next to Barcalounger.
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