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FDA Approves
Botox for Use on Alan
Greenspan
Important for economy
that
he not look so worried. |
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Kenyan Runners Dominate
Boston Marathon
Finish first, second, third, fourth,
fifth, sixth, seventh, eighth, tenth;
American finishes ninth, but he just
moved here from Kenya. |
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Manager Fired, Hired, Fired
Hired, fired, hired, fired. |
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The New York
Sun Hits the Newsstands
Publisher hopes to provide a balanced
alternative to Rupert Murdoch's
left-wing New York Post. |
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SPECIAL
FEATURE
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~ News Quiz ~ ???
A
military coup d'etat
supported by business
interests in Venezuela
briefly overthrew the
democratically elected
government, supported by
the nation's poor. During
the crisis, the United
States staunchly
supported:
A) The
democratically elected
government supported by
the poor.
B) An
interim, caretaker regime
composed of a panel of
judges from the planet
Zorcan under the
direction of Gandolf the
Wise.
C) The
military coup supported
by business interests.
Answer next week |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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3500-Mile-Long
Super Colony of Giant Ants Discovered in
Europe
Authorities tell residents "not to
panic, seek higher ground." |
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