| FASHION |
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Fall Fashions
Previewed in Paris
It appears that "thin is in"
again. |
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| SPORTS |
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Masters: Palmer Calls it
Quits
After a round of 113, and killing three
spectators, Arnie bids farewell to
Augusta. |
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Poll: Fans, Owners Miss
Astroturf
Owners miss modest upkeep, fans miss
entertaining knee injuries. |
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| TRAVEL |
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State Dept. Warns Tourists on
Travel to Israel
Aimed at all Americans returning from
Mars. |
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Fuckland
Opens
Operators hope
to attract people
who "like to
fuck." |
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Thank you
for affording me this space to
refute the many unfounded
accusations that have been
levelled at me.
First of
all, simply because of my
previous employment as a top
officer of the Enron Corporation,
and the fact that I sold twelve
million dollars of Enron stock
days before the company's
collapse while at the same time
having more than seventy phone
conversations with officials at
Enron, and the fact that I used a
government jet to fly my wife and
myself to Aspen so that we could
sell our vacation condo, is no
reason to conclude that I
(Due to space
restrictions, all editorials must
be limited to 100 words or
less.). |
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