| ODDS AND ENDS |
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Cheney Got
Total Body Transplant in
October
Doctors at Bethesda Naval
Hospital with Cheney body
transplant (right) before
procedure. |
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| BOOKS |
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"Hottie,"
"Noogie" Added to Merriam-Webster
Dictionary
"Shrek," "whazzup"
receive Honorable Mention. |
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| COMMUNICATION |
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"Inside: Important
Survey About What You Think" Decoded
Means: "It's not important, it isn't
a survey,
send us money." |
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"I Want to Spend More
Time With My Family" Translation
Updated
Currently means: "I've been
fired." |
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| PICTURE OF THE WEEK |
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Comet Destroys
Disneyland
But Knott's Berry Farm is spared. |
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LAST YEAR'S
PSYCHIC PREDICTIONS
THE SCORECARD |
Madam
Futura predicted "a
terrible tragedy causing the
deaths of thousands on Sept.
10."
WRONG. Nothing of the
kind happened on that date. |
Miss
Cleo predicted "a
significant paradigm shift
effecting millions of
people."
CORRECT. When Live
With Regis and Kathie Lee
became Live With Regis and
Kelly everything changed. |
Cassandra
predicted "the
invention of a low-priced
anti-aging cream that will be
sold on the Internet exclusively
by the inventor."
CORRECT.
Amazingly, Cassandra herself invented
just such a miracle emollient
and marketed it on the Internet. |
Psam the
Psychic predicted
"an amazing new personal
transportation device that will
change the way we get around in
cities."
CORRECT. A new and
improved version of the pogo
stick went on sale. |
Gupta
predicted "the use of
the mail system to send letters
laced with a deadly form of
anthrax to leading politicians
and media figures."
WRONG.
Had Gupta submitted his
prediction on time, this one
would have been correct, but
rules are rules. |
| (Results
compiled by the Psychic News
Service) |
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