| ENTERTAINMENT |
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 New Mick
Jagger Album Sells 954
Copies
Still #1 on the “Over 60
Why The Hell Is He Still
Performing Top 100.” |
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Software Which Removes
Objectionable Material from
DVD's a Hit With Parents
Software which removes everything except
objectionable material a hit with
kids. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Recession Ends as Millions
Become Rich Without Leaving
Their Homes
A few with no previous training strike it
rich, share secrets with everybody else. |
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| INTERNET |
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Poll: People “Love”
Pop-Up Ads
Can't get enough of them, say those
in survey conducted by Intrusive
Advertising Council. |
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 Pope John
Paul II Helps Launch
“Vat Chat”
Vatican website also
features virtual tour,
online confessional, Nun
of the Month. |
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 LAST-MINUTE CHRISTMAS IDEAS
by Mr. Shopper
I know, I know, Christmas is tomorrow, or today,
depending on when you're reading this, so there's
no time to lose, and there's certainly no time to
go to the mall, so here's what you do:
Take about a foot of aluminum foil, wrap it
around a tennis ball or an apple
or any round object, then wind a ribbon or rubber band
around it, attach a paper clip - voilą! Tree ornament.
The fact that you made it yourself will distract
from the smell of the rotting apple in two weeks.
And they'll probably throw it out with the tree,
anyway. Hey, you're welcome. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Cure for Common Cold
Announced
“This is terrible news,” says
spokesman for Kleenex. |
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| CORRECTION |
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Last week we mistakenly attributed
the statement, “It is a very evil
and wicked religion and all its followers
are going to Hell” to Mullah
Mohammed Omar, the radical Islamic
militant leader of the Taliban. It should
have been credited to the Rev. Franklin
Graham. We are sorry for any confusion
this may have caused. |
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