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CHER WINS
CONSTRUCTION SUIT
Claims of labor violations
during star's plastic surgery
are dismissed. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Maher Taking “Politically
Incorrect” to Kabul
Guests will include Osama bin Laden,
Norm Crosby, Stephen Hawking, Charo,
and Henry Kissinger. |
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Celebrities Returning to Work
Will go back to being famous again. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Transportation Sector Hardest
Hit in Downturn, Airline Stocks Slide
But covered wagon stocks are up. |
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Disney Will Fight
Back, Says Eisner
Pre-emptive strike on Viacom
contemplated, with ground forces to follow. |
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American Tobacco Companies
To Help War Effort
They pledge to send free cigarettes to
terrorists. |
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Publishers Clearing House
Enters Fray
Will bombard suspected terrorist cells
with junk mail. |
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| HEALTH
/ MEDICINE |
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Coffee Found to Be Rich
Source of Antioxidants
“Can't drink enough,”
doctors now say. |
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Doctor in New York Uses
Robot to Operate on Woman in
France
Doctor in Paris uses
robot to make love to
woman in New York |
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| THE WAR |
Afghanistan Offers
Variety of Military Targets
| KEY: |
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Major concentrations
of rubble |
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Minor concentrations
of rubble |
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Four or more tents close
together |
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Goats, sheep |
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Abandoned terrorist
camps |
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Widows, orphans |
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