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Eddie Gaedel
Inducted into Baseball
Hall of Fame
Recognition at last for player with
highest on-base percentage in history. |
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STYLE |
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Supermodels Trying to Shake
Anorexic Airhead Label
Many are eating more, learning to read. |
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MISCELLANEOUS |
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Brooklyn Man Who Lost Ring at
Beach 16 Years Ago Never
Thought He'd See It Again
Last week, on vacation in Florida, he said
it still hadn't turned up. |
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ALSO IN THE NEWS . . . |
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VENTURA
SAYS ALL UFO INFO SHOULD BE RELEASED
Demands complete list
of extraterrestrials currently residing in U.S. |
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Mr. $tock
Market
Despite the collapse of the tech sector
there are still some dot-com stocks out
there worth a look. One of my favorites
is LivePottyCam (L-POTTY), which IPO'd at
$1.15 on the NASDAQ and has soared to
$350, with no end in sight (and no pun
intended). In less than six months, the
co-founders of this start-up (they place
small, unobtrusive TV cameras in
bathrooms around the world and charge a
fee to view them) are already as rich as
the Wal-Mart (US-WMT) heirs. |
Another definite buy is
Macrosoft (SCHL-ONG), makers of a penile
enlargement cream which advertises solely
on the Internet through mass e-mailings
(2 billion a day, by their estimate).
I've liked this stock ever since I tried
the product, which really works! |
One last hot pick: AnarchoCorp
(ANARCH-Y), a small firm founded during
the global summit in Genoa. It went
through the roof when it debuted on the
AMEX in late July and shows signs of
becoming another Netscape. The company's
business model is to overthrow all
existing forms of government and destroy
the global economy. Pretty
ambitious goals, but I'm confident
they'll meet them. So long, and good
investing. |
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