| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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First Lion Successfully
Cloned
But he seems “a bit
nervous.” |
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Bush Weighed Stem Cell
Options
Without Looking at Polls
Rove did the polling, Cheney made
decision based on Rove's numbers. |
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| TRENDS |
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Nostalgia for 70's Fades; 80's
Nostalgia on the Rise
Culture moving from “Me&q#148; generation
to “It Wasn't Me” generation. |
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| FOOD |
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Co-Winners Celebrate Victory
The two tied for first place at the Texas
Chili Cook-Off Championships. |
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| ALSO IN THE NEWS |
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Layoffs Hit New High In July
Internet especially hard h |
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| MAN ON THE
STREET |
| Question:
“Is a married man
committing adultery if he
has sex with a
robot?” |
 Bill C.,
N.Y., “Not if it's just a blowjob
- I wouldn't call that adultery.” |
 Woody A.,
N.Y., “It all depends on the
situation. How can anyone
tell anyone what they
should or shouldn't
do?” |
 Michael J.,
L.A., “I had sex with a robot
once, but it was before I
was married, so I'd say - no.” |
 Laura S.,
L.A., “If a married man
has sex with a robot, a
hamster, or a bowl of
overripe fruit, it is
adultery.” |
R2D2,
L.A., “Yes.” |
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