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GE0RGE W. IS
BEGINNING TO SWEAT
Once comfortable one-point lead
over Gore has nearly evaporated. |
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| BUSINESS NEWS |
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AOL-Time Warner Merger: Two Vastly
Different Corporate Cultures
Button-down Ivy Leaguers learning to work
with open-at-the-collar types. |
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Ford, Firestone Hire Rodney
Dangerfield as Spokesman
Will play up humorous side of defective
tires and cover-up. |
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Playboy, Inc. Takes Over
Sperm Banks, Inc.
"Good synergy," say
CEOs. |
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| SHOW BUSINESS |
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Actors Settle Lengthy Strike
with Ad Agencies
Resume lying for slightly more money. |
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TV: New Shows Are All Big Hits
Critics rave, ratings through the
roof. |
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| SCIENCE |
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250-Million-Year Old Microbe
Living in Lab
Plans to move out of lab and into own
apartment. |
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Amazing New Compound Can
Grow Hair on a Bowling Ball
But production unlikely due to lack
of demand. |
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TECHNOLOGY
Privacy
Fears Overblown, Say
Experts
Also, you'd
better put some clothes
on, there's someone at the
door. |
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| LIFESTYLE |
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Nudists Welcome Global
Warming
Call for more Third World
industrialization, SUVs. |
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Students Today Not as Smart
as Students in 1950
But they’re a lot less dorky. |
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Electric Cars Becoming Popular
with Hot-Rodders
Replacing batteries with powerful
V-8’s makes them "really
hum." |
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