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TECHNOLOGY
OpenAI's Sora Can Translate Any Text Into Stunningly Realistic Video
Brilliant breakthrough eliminates everybody involved in the making of a movie — except the writer, who's actually a different OpenAI product.
Apple Shuts Down Self- Driving
Car Project

Will replace it with iCar app for smart cars.
 
LAW
Trump Spent $55 Millon of
Supporters' Donations on
His Legal Fees Last Year

Note: many of them received mugs,
t-shirts.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Huge Helium Deposit
Discovered in Minnesota

Announcement met with uncontrolled giggling.
 
EDUCATION
SAT Goes Digital
Adds sound effects.
Texas: Black Student Suspended
Over His Hairstyle

Not his gun, which he carries openly.
FEATURE
Russia incarcerates 300 out of every 100,000 people. How many is it in the United States?
A )10 out of every 100,000 people.
B )15 out of every 100,000 people.
C )20 out of every 100,000 people
D )531 out of every 100,000 people.
Hint: there are no for-profit prisons in Russia.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Trump Supporters Circulate
AI-Generated Pictures of
Him With Black People

Reportedly, AI-generated black people felt uncomfortable posing with him.

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