| MISCELLANEOUS |
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 Calls to
Change Name of Hitler Beetle
And Mussolini Moth. |
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| LAW |
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Trump Cites Mobster Sammy
“The Bull” in Attack on Judges
Also reveals “The Bull” on his short list for chief of staff. |
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| EDUCATION |
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Florida School District Removes
Dictionaries, Encyclopedias From
Library Over “Sexual” Content
Students caught reading a dictionary
or encyclopedia will be expelled. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week, in a story about the
insurrection's third anniversary,
we reported that politicians on
both sides of the aisle stood
together and condemned what
happened, vowing it would never
happen again. In fact, the country
was Brazil, and it was the first
anniversary of their insurrection.
We apologize for any confusion. |
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| FEATURE |
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| According to a
recent study, what percentage of
items returned to retail stores ends
up in landfills? |
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A ) |
5% |
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B ) |
10% |
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C ) |
15% |
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D ) |
80% |
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| Hint: there's a sackful
of real bargains out there, but bring gloves and a gas mask. |
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| RELIGION |
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Evangelical Christians Continue
to Overwhelmingly Support Trump
“He's like the second coming of
Jesus H. Christ,” says one. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Congress Spends
$40,000 on New Lapel Pins
The old ones weren't bulletproof. |
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