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 Johnson Meets
With Trump at Mar-a-Lago
When he gets too close his phone's
porn app alarm goes off and the visit
is cut short. |
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 Book: “Pampered”
King Charles Has His Shoelaces Ironed
Apparently too lazy to do it himself. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Medieval Times Workers
End Strike After 9 Months
Without New Contract
Had hoped for health insurance, were
offered thicker shields. |
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 Ad Agency's
AI-Generated Woman Replaces
“Ego-Driven” Human Influencers
Not to mention wives and girlfriends. |
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| SCIENCE |
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New Research Finds First
Evidence That Different
Groups of Apes Cooperate
If true, perhaps we could learn from them. |
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 Ecologists in
Mexico Work Frantically to Save
Endangered Axolotl
With help from crossword puzzle
enthusiasts, professional Scrabble
players. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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 Trump Touts
Perfect Health by Releasing Doctor's Note
on Biden's 81st Birthday
Diagnosis that he's “the healthiest
person who ever walked on planet
Earth” raises eyebrows, however. |
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