| PEOPLE |
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 Santos Says He Won't
Seek Second Term
“If nominated, I will not run;
if elected, I will not serve.” |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Beatles Single, Rolling Stones
Album Reach Top of Charts
However, some think new “British
Invasion” more closely resembles
“Zombie Apocalypse.” |
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| MEDIA |
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Facebook: Parents Responsible
for Their Kids' Screen Time
Good luck with that, company adds. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Report: Billionaire
Philanthropists Struggling
to Give Away Wealth
Most people run when you offer
them a ten thousand dollar bill. |
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Moody's Changes Its U.S.
Outlook to Negative
“But we may feel just the opposite
tomorrow,” says Moody's. |
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| SCIENCE |
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Study: Cats Have Nearly
300 Facial Expressions
According to woman with nearly
300 cats. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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OpenAI Suddenly Ousts Its CEO
Says it's ready to fire “all the other
dumb humans” now working there. |
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 New Electronic
Pill Monitors Breathing, Heart Rate
Also keeps track of all your passwords. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Weight-Loss Drug Wegovy
Also Has Heart Benefits
Also cures snoring, bad breath,
amnesia, flat feet. |
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| CULTURE |
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Report: Controversial Term
“Woke” Fades From Public
Conversation
Turns out it's an “insult” that
doesn't offend anyone. |
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