| PEOPLE |
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 Book: Oprah Floated Presidential
Run With Mitt Romney in 2020
On the Ebony and Ivory ticket. |
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| ENTERTAINMENT |
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Some Taylor Swift Fans Go
Overseas to Attend Her
Concerts, Save Enough on
Tickets to Pay for Trip, Hotel
“In times like these every penny
counts,” explains fan. |
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| BUSINESS |
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Companies Begin Laying Off
Workers as AI Takes Over
“Thanks for many loyal, dedicated
years, sincerely, ChatGPT7.” |
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Starbucks Threatens to
Sue Its Workers' Union,
Starbucks Workers United,
for Trademark Infringement
Would demand they use another
coffee chain's name. |
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United Airlines to Board
Passengers With Window Seats First
Followed by passengers wearing
hats, then passengers under 5'6". |
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| SCIENCE |
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Sixth Basic Flavor Added to Salt,
Sweet, Bitter, Sour, and Savory
Plastic. |
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Stanford Professor Concludes
Humans Lack Free Will
He's just been added to Trump's defense
team. |
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| ENVIRONMENT |
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EPA Loophole Allows Local
Regulators to Declare Air
Clean When It's Not
It's there to provide a boost in
local regulators' self-esteem. |
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| HEALTH / MEDICINE |
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Study: 41% of Fast-Food Soda
Dispensers Contaminated With
Deadly Antibiotic-Resistant Superbugs
But, it points out reassuringly, 59% are just fine. |
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| CORRECTION |
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| Last week, in a correction of a
previous story, we reported that
Matt Gaetz had replaced Ted Cruz
as “the most hated, despised,
cringeworthy politician in
Washington.” We have since
learned that Jim Jordan has
replaced Matt Gaetz as “the most
hated, despised, cringeworthy
politician in Washington.” We
regret the error. |
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