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TECHNOLOGY
  Microsoft Scales Back Bing's
Image-Generating AI After
Someone Posts Mickey
Mouse as 9/11 Terrorist

Worried some will think it's true.
Computers Learning to Smell
First developed program pinpoints source of embarrasing odors in cars, elevators, airplanes.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Half of States Now Permit
Open Carry of Firearms
Without a Permit

In those states you really must ask, “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?”
 
SPORTS
California: Ex-Baseball Star Steve Garvey Enters Senate Race
He's running on his long record as an ex-baseball star.
FEATURE
In September, ExxonMobil purchased shale giant Pioneer for a record $60 billion. September was also notable for what other record?
A ) It was the longest month in history.
B ) It was the shortest month in history.
C ) It was the coldest month in history.
D ) It was the hottest month in history.
Hint: you could fry an egg on the sidewalk outside ExxonMobil's headquarters, or you could just throw it at them.
 
LAW
World's First Robot Lawyer
to Defend Human

Hoping for a robot judge.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Study Finds Growing Fascist Threat in America
One benchmark: soaring price of tiki torches.

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