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PEOPLE
Treasury Secretary Yellen Inadvertently Eats Hallucinogenic Mushrooms in China
Then she mistakenly takes a tab of LSD, accidentally smokes a pipeful of hashish, and poses for this picture.
Giuliani Pleads With Trump
to Help Pay His Legal Bills

Trump responds by pleading with Giuliani to help pay his legal bills.
 
MEDIA
Report: Twitter Delays Links by 5 Seconds to Sites Elon Musk Dislikes
It can take up to a half hour to get to Facebook.
 
BUSINESS
Debate Growing About Tipping
Should you add a tip to your political donation to Donald Trump?
Italian Cheesemakers Placing
Edible Microchips in Cheese
to Beat Counterfeiters

If your cheese says “I'm the real thing”' in Italian, you can trust it's genuine.
SCIENCE
Smithsonian “Racial Brain Collection” Revealed
As a correction, Smithsonian promises to start collecting brains of white people.
Study: Earth's Inner Core Reveals “Planet Within a Planet”
We're a nesting doll!
Webb Telescope Spots “Question Mark” in Space
Surrounded by trillions of asterisks.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week we mistakenly referred to the attempt to overturn the results of the 2020 election as the “lost cause.” The “lost cause” refers to the movement by the defeated Confederacy to regain power after the Civil War. The attempt to overturn the election results is called the “lost minds.” We regret the error.

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