| TECHNOLOGY |
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 Computer Scan
of Heavily Overwritten Chronicles of
Elizabeth I Reveal Very Different History
“She drank like a fish and cursed
like a sailor,” leaks one researcher. |
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| CRIME |
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Secret Service Unable to
Identify Person Who Left
Cocaine in White House
Fox News offers $50,000 reward
to anyone who can prove it was
Hunter Biden. |
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| ELECTION 2024 |
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GOP Candidate Offers
$20 Gift Card for $1
Campaign Donation
His platform: balance the budget. |
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DeSantis Abruptly Fires Entire
Staff As Campaign Stalls
Blames them for public perception he's
ruthless, unlikable. |
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| MISCELLANEOUS |
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Putin's Meeting With Prigozhin
Just 3 Days After Mutiny Still
Baffles Kremlinologists
Now we're learning Zelensky was
also there. |
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| FEATURE |
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| In a recent report, Goldman
Sachs estimates AI automation
threatens how many full-time
desk jobs worldwide? |
| A ) |
1 million |
| B ) |
3 million |
| C ) |
5 million |
| D ) |
300 million |
| Hint: they've stopped making
desks. |
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| CONSUMER NEWS |
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WHO says Aspartame, Found in
Diet Coke, Could Cause Cancer
Aspartame replies: “Who says it
can cause cancer?” |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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Giant New Cruise Ship Biggest
Yet, Five Times Larger, Heavier
Than Titanic
In addition to dozens of restaurants,
swimming pools, miniature golf, rock
climbing, theaters, arcades, there's
also a full-size replica of the Titanic. |
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