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PEOPLE
Book: Trump Adviser Stephen Miller Suggested Blowing Up Migrant Boats With Drones
Should all other humanitarian efforts fail.
 
MEDIA
Zuckerberg's Meta Launches Threads App to Take on Twitter
On Threads you can criticize Elon Musk “to your heart's content.”
 
BUSINESS
“Great Resignation” Over
as Workers Return

Only to be replaced by robots.
World's First Electric Flying Car Approved in U.S., Will Sell for $300,000
In not too distant future we'll look up from our traffic jam to see a flock of flying billionaires on their way to work.
SCIENCE
OpenAI Programmers
Promise “Superintelligent AI”
Will Be Safe

“As long as you make nice-nice.”
Study: Human Groundwater
Pumping Has Shifted Tilt of
Earth's Axis

Explains why you see so many drunks walking around.
 
Study: Some Female Frogs Croak to Deter Males From Mating With Them
Forcing male frogs to hit on princesses.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Half of U.S.
Drinking Water Contains
“Forever” Chemicals

Public advised to drink only four glasses of water a day until further notice.

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