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PEOPLE
DeSantis Says He'll Consider Pardoning Trump
“Don't worry, I'll do it myself,” says Trump.
 
POLITICS
Rep. Jim Jordan Mulls Another Investigation of Hillary Clinton
“Perhaps something to do with that travel office kerfuffle in 1993,” he muses.
Marjorie Taylor Greene Elicits Laughs on House Floor After Calling for “Decorum”
“Only kidding,” she mutters while flipping bird on way out.
 
BUSINESS
After Outcry, Sweden's Absolut Vodka Stops Exports to Russia
Also, Swedish coal mine ends shipments of coal to Newcastle.
FACTOID
24 Billionaires Have More
Money Than U.S. Treasury

“Not one of them has called,” says Janet Yellen.
 
SCIENCE
Japanese Researchers Predict
Lab-Grown Babies in 5 Years

Billions of them.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study: Eating More Vegetables
Improves Mental Health
More Than Finding New
Job, Taking Walk

So keep your job, don't get up, have some asparagus.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, in a story about the sentenceing of Oath Keepers founder Stewart Rhodes in his Jan. 6 sedition case, we inadvertently ran the wrong picture of him. Here is Rhodes today (left) and years ago,when he appeared in advertisements for a shirtmaker (right). We regret the error.

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