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 NO. 1130 “Expect the Ironic” MAY 30 - JUNE 5, 2022 

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REPORT: PUTIN INTIMATELY INVOLVED IN TINIEST DETAILS OF WAR
He handpicks which maternity hospitals to flatten, which apartment complexes to obliterate.
 
WORLD NEWS
Prince Charles Visits Canada
To “kick the tires,” he tells admirers.
White House Walks Back Biden Comment About Defending Taiwan Against an Invasion by China
Says he “forgot to add” we would also defend China against an invasion by Taiwan.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
  New York City: Last Public
Payphone Removed From
Times Square

It will be converted to low-cost housing.
U. S. NEWS
Jan 6: Trump Liked Hearing
Chants of “Hang Mike Pence”

Although he asked, “Can't they just shoot him in the legs?”
Report: Documents Reveal
Secret Government Plans
In Case of Apocalyptic
Events Like Nuclear War

President, Vice President, Cabinet would be immediately whisked off to underground bunker stocked with food, drink, DJ, arcade games, sauna, to wait things out.
 
REMINDER
  Keep your friends close and those who hate your guts closer.
 
Wave of Mental Health Problems Continues Unabated
And yet, bafflingly, no other country has had even a fraction of our mental health problems.
 
POLITICS
Trump-Pence Split Widens
Trump calls Pence a “loser” and an “idiot,” while Pence calls Trump a “great man I respect highly.”
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