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PEOPLE
Rep. Gohmert Asks Forest Service if Moon's Orbit Can Be Changed to Fight Climate Change
Forest Service refers him to National Institute of Mental Health.
Richard Branson Desperately Wants to Beat Jeff Bezos Into Space
Hires ex-nazi rocket scientists.
 
BUSINESS
El Salvador to Use Energy From Volcanoes For Bitcoin Mining
Angering the gods, caution critics.
55 Corporations That
Paid No Federal Tax Last
Year Spent $450 Million
on Political Lobbying

$12.4 million alone on martinis.
Rome Gets First Pizza Vending Machine
Receives two stars in Michelin Vending Machine Guide.
SCIENCE
Jeff Bezos to Fly Into Space on His Own Rocket Ship
“To go where few billionaires have gone before,” he declares.
 
TECHNOLOGY
Researchers Create Cyborg Cockroach With Camera Backpack That Can Be Steered Anywhere
So far, tests have proven it can “scare the bejeezus” out of co-workers while live streaming their “hilarious” reactions.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Survey: Half of Young Adults
Think One-Night Stands Will
Be Thing of Past After Pandemic

Unless you each quarantine for two weeks beforehand.
Levi's CEO: “Staggering”
Number of People Need New
Size of Pants After Pandemic

Calls for $10 billion “for alterations” in next stimulus bill.

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