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 NO. 1067 “Expect the Ironic” MARCH 15 - 21, 2021 

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  COVID-WEARY AMERICANS REVEL AND REJOICE
Dancing, singing, hugging, kissing, slight fever, bad cough, ICU.
 
WORLD NEWS
North Korea “Not Responding” to Efforts to Contact it by Biden Administration
“The phone just rings and rings,” says State Dept. spokesman.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Iditarod Copes With Changing Climate
This year's race winds up in Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week we said “every Republican voted for the $1.9 trillion Covid relief bill.” Actually, none did. We meant to say “every Republican voted for the $1.9 trillion tax cut.” We apologize for any confusion.
U. S. NEWS
Sen. Ron Johnson Says He
Would Have Been Concerned
For His Safety Were Capitol
Attackers Black

Fortunately, they were white supremacists like him.
Biden Rehangs Portraits
Of Bill Clinton, George Bush Removed by Trump

Removes pictures of Sheldon Adelson, Don King.
 
REMINDER
  Some schools are open, so drive somewhat carefully.
 
Democrats Cheer “Most
Far-Reaching Social Welfare
Bill” Since Great Depression

Republicans Slam “Most Far-Reaching Social Welfare Bill” Since Great Depression.
North Carolina Says Smokers
Eligible for Vaccinations

They're essential to state's economy.
 
EDUCATION
Study: Three Feet of Distancing Enough in Schools
Two feet if it's someone's birthday.
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