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ART
London: Trump Baby Blimp Enters Museum Collection
Thanks to generous gift from George Soros.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Melania Leaves as Least
Popular First Lady Ever

But most downloaded.
 
FACTOID
Final Tally: Trump Told
30,573 Lies While in Office

23,448 of them “whoppers.”
 
EDUCATION
College Board Drops SAT
Essay Section

Adding five years to the lives of those whose job it is to read and grade them.
 
SPORTS
Networks Broadcasting Auto Racing Video Games During Pandemic
Have yet to tell viewers, though.
FEATURE
In what one place would you find statues of Andrew Jackson, Shirley Temple, Junipero Serra, Clare Booth Luce, Charlton Heston, Sitting Bull, and Alex Trebek?
A )Warner Bros. National Cemetery
B )The Hall of Random Famous People
C )A landfill
D )Former President Trump's proposed, but never realized “National Garden of American Heroes”
Hint: Of the 244 “American Heroes,” 73% are men.
 
RELIGION
Fauci: People Will Be Able to Attend Church Services by Mid-Fall
If any of them still believe in God.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Trump's Much-Ridiculed "Diet Coke Button" Removed From Desk in Oval Office
Replaced by Diet Pepsi button.

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