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 NO. 1059 “Expect the Ironic” JANUARY 18 - 24, 2020 

Jan 18
Jan 25
 
  COPS, FIREMEN, LAWYERS, BUSINESSMEN AMONG CAPITOL INSURRECTIONISTS
“All fine, respectable people,” says White House.
 
WORLD NEWS
Kim Jong Un Unveils New
Missile That Could Destroy
Any U.S. City

“Who?” asks Trump.
Saudi Activist Who Campaigned
For Women's Right to Drive Sentenced to Nearly Six Years

For driving without a penis.
 
ALSO IN THE NEWS ...
Moving Day at White House
Aides, advisers walk off with anything that isn't nailed down.
U. S. NEWS
Report: Trump Happily Watched Insurrection on TV, Refusing to Help
His defenders say FDR did same thing, chuckling along with first radio transmission from Pearl Harbor.
Trump Tells Staff to Stop
Paying for Rudy Giuliani's
Legal Fees

And hair dye.
 
REMINDER
  Think before you incite an insurrection.
 
White House: Trump Said to
Be “Lost” Without Twitter

Drops handwritten tweets out second floor window.
Report: Trump Will Declare Bankruptcy
Financial, moral, ethical, you name it.
 
POLL
Trump Approval at 29%,
Disapproval at 68%

Remaining 3% “need more information.”
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