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PAGE THREE – DECEMBER 21 - 27, 2020
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MISCELLANEOUS
Man Creates Perfect Replica of His Face With 3-D Printing
Now he pays people to wear it for Zoom meetings he wants to avoid.
 
TECHNOLOGY
New Satellite Can Peer Inside Buildings, See Through Walls, Day or Night
Billionaire voyeurs plan network of them circling globe.
 
FACTOID
What Man Has Made Now Outweighs All Living Things on Earth
Milestone occurs following rollout of one millionth Cadillac Escalade.
 
SPORTS
Coed Becomes First Woman to Score in a Major College Football Game
She kicks an extra point, returns three punts, catches eight passes, rushes for 106 yards, and scores four touchdowns.
FEATURE
It's been estimated that, had President Trump taken the coronavirus seriously, many lives could have been saved. How many?
A )Hundreds.
B )Thousands.
C )Hundreds of thousands.
Hint: it's a hoax, it will magically disappear, and after the election you'll never hear about it again.
 
LEXICOLOGY
Dictionary.com Names “Pandemic” Word of Year
Beats out “hoax.”
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Scientists: Chain of Alaskan Islands May Be Part of Globe Threatening “Supervolcano”
Fortunately, damage would be limited to this planet.

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