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TECHNOLOGY
New Car Runs Solely on Solar Power
If you never drive at night this car's for you.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: Men Can't Multitask
as Well as Women

They're too distracted by women.
Survey: 2 in 3 Americans
Escaping Covid Through
New Hobbies, Odd Jobs

And by losing themselves in a haze of drugs and alcohol.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Report: Saving Forests to Fight
Climate Change Will Cost $393
Billion Annually

One suggestion: sell naming rights to every tree.
 
SPORTS
Breakdancing Added to Paris 2024 Olympic Games
Replaces gymnastics.
FEATURE
The median income of full-time American workers is $50,000. What would the median income be if income were distributed as evenly as it was in 1975?
   A )  $25,000  
   B )  $30,000  
   C )  $35,000  
   D )  $92,000  
Hint: this was before trickle down, now known as trickle up.
 
WEATHER
Last Month Hottest November Ever
It was so hot you could fry an egg on the sidewalk, since indoor dining's banned.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
UK: Family Finds Hoard of Coins From Time of Henry VIII in Backyard
Plans to convert them into Bitcoins.

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