| NEW PRODUCTS |
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 World's Smallest
Rubik's Cube Goes on Sale
Aimed at the stable genius with tiny hands. |
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| FACTOID |
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Report: Trump Has Generated
3,400 Conflicts of Interest Since
Entering White House
And 3,400 shrugs from Republicans. |
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| TECHNOLOGY |
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Study: Average American
Recorded by Security Cameras
238 Times Each Week
When you go in the bank, when you
leave the bank, when you go in
your house, when you leave your
house, when you go in the shower,
when you come out of the shower, etc |
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| SPORTS |
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 Robots Beat
Top Competitors at Curling
Before they get too bored and quit. |
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| FEATURE |
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| President Trump
and Republicans often warn of
massive voter fraud. How many cases
of voter fraud have actually been
verified out of one billion votes
cast between 2000 and 2014? |
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A ) |
310,000 |
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B ) |
31,000 |
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C ) |
3,100 |
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D ) |
310 |
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E ) |
31 |
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| Hint: Baskin-Robbins. |
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| RELIGION |
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Trump: “There Will Be
No God” if Biden Elected
“And no decent shower heads,” he adds. |
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| ODDS 'N' ENDS |
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 Revealed: There
Really Was a James Bond in
British Secret Service
However, unlike fictional Bond, he
liked his martini stirred, not shaken. |
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