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PAGE THREE – SEPTEMBER 21 - 27, 2020
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TECHNOLOGY
Company Proposes 3D-Printed, Egg-Shaped Home for Visitors to Mars
Phase one of 40 trillion dollar Spongebob Theme Park scheduled to open in 2050.
 
EDUCATION
Colleges: Students Turning Away From Fraternities, Sororities
Feel safer getting drunk alone in their dorms.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Study: People Happier Being
With Their Friends Than
With Their Spouses

Same goes for their spouses.
Study: Men Naturally Spot a “Flirting Face”
And naturally fail to notice it's meant for someone else.
 
ENVIRONMENT
Trump Declares Himself
“Great Environmentalist”

“I own a ton of it,” he adds.
FEATURE
What percentage of Republicans believe the unsupported claim that mail-in ballots will lead to widespread voter fraud?
   A )  4%  
   B )  8%  
   C )  11%  
   D )  43%  
Hint: have extra snacks handy on election night, it could get nasty.
 
TRENDS
Since 2005, Four Times as
Many Americans Believe
Polygamy Morally Acceptable

But mention polyandry and they reach for their guns.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
  Mass Nudist Wedding Forced Outdoors
Due to pandemic.

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