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TECHNOLOGY
Musk Unveils Neuralink Brain-Machine Interface
Ready to go, but still searching for first volunteer.
 
MISCELLANEOUS
Couple That Pointed Guns at BLM Protesters Appears at GOP Convention
They'll head up party's black outreach effort.
Study: Fake News Usually Spread by Extreme Wings of Political Spectrum
Wacko Nutcase Lunatic Wing on one end; Unhinged Delusional Nincompoop Wing on the other.
 
SPORTS
College Sports: NCAA Says
Cross-Country Possible,
Football, Basketball Risky

Then again, last year's cross-country final attracted only nine viewers on the Long Distance Channel.
FEATURE
What is the number of police departments in the twenty largest U.S. cities whose use-of-force policies meet UN human rights standards?
   A ) 20  
   B ) 15  
   C ) 10  
   D ) 0  
Hint: read the headlines.
 
RELIGION
Jerry Falwell Jr Resigns as President of Liberty University
Will take similar position at Hooters.
 
ODDS 'N' ENDS
Amsterdam Deploys Planter-Like Urinals Filled With Flowers
Just don't smell the roses.

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