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 NO. 1038 “Expect the Ironic” AUGUST 24 - 30, 2020 

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Aug 31
S&P HITS ANOTHER ALL-TIME HIGH
Shown: food banks also hit another all-time high in number of desperate people.
 
WORLD NEWS
Russian Opposition Leader
Falls Ill on Plane

After bad reaction to plutonium poisoning.
 
RELIGION
Pence Predicts “Miracle
Around the Corner”

Vegas pegs Rapture at 1 in 10, Trump landslide at 1 in 20.
 
PICTURE OF THE WEEK
  Thousands Seek Relief From
Heat in Wuhan, China

Before returning to fight latest coronavirus outbreak.
U. S. NEWS
Bipartisan Senate Committee Concludes Trump Campaign Welcomed Russian Hacking Help
Shocking revelation shakes Americans' faith in democracy to the core, for about forty seconds.
Trump Touts Unproven Drug Suggested by My Pillow Guy
Says it gives you immunity to virus and “a great night's sleep.”
 
REMINDER
  Ask the heavily armed white men where to vote.
 
Ex-Aide: Trump Once Asked
If He Could Swap “Dirty”
Puerto Rico for Greenland

“Those people use too many paper towels,” he stated.
 
POLITICS
Trump Floats Having to Hold Election Over Again
“Until we get it right,” he adds.
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