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PEOPLE
Thousands Sign Petition to Rename Columbus, Ohio “Flavortown”
Another petition calls for renaming Phoenix “Love it Or List It.”
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Oscars Postponed Until April
To give voters more time to binge-watch Tiger King.
 
BUSINESS
Bayer Settles Roundup Cancer Lawsuits for $10 Billion But Keeps Product on Market
Puts aside $10 billion for future lawsuits.
Eskimo Pie Changing Name
Cites “racial sensitivity” and “climate change.”
Disney to Change Splash Mountain Ride Because It's Based on Racist Movie, Song of the South
Also retooling Birth of a Nation Flume Ride, Main St. Minstrel Show, and It's a White World.
SCIENCE
Japanese Supercomputer
Crowned World's Fastest

U.S. finishes second, but wins swimsuit competition.
Temperature Hits Record
100° in Arctic Circle

Ice breakers being converted to luxury cruise ships.
 
Largest Prehistoric Monument Ever Discovered in Britain Found Near Stonehenge
It apparently served as a visitor center, cafeteria and gift shop.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Study Finds Men Start
Becoming Their
Fathers at 37

When they're suddenly overcome with grumpiness.
Trump Continues to Blame
Increased Testing for Spike
In Cases

“The more you test, the more people get it and die,” he explains to a nervous nation.

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