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PEOPLE
Elon Musk Changes Baby's Name From X Æ A-12 to X Æ A-Xii
To prevent bullies from teasing him.
 
MEDIA
Trump Signs Executive Order
That Could Limit Liability
Protections for Social Media Platforms

So, if someone falsely implies on Twitter, say, that someone critical of him has committed a murder, they, and Twitter, could be sued to the fullest extent of the — never mind.
 
BUSINESS
Stocks Soar Despite Dismal
Earnings, Depressing Prospects

Strategy of flooding top 1% with hundreds of billions and lowering the prime rate to zero working as planned.
Forbes Accuses Kylie Jenner of Lying About Being a Billionaire
But finds her truthful in assessing her lack of any discernable talent.
SCIENCE
2,700-Year-Old Sample From
Ancient Temple Turns Up
Residue of Cannabis Used
In Religious Ceremonies

At least that's what they told the local authorities at the time.
Geologists: All 5 of Earth's
Largest Mass Extinctions
Linked to Global Warming

And Republican administrations.
  Earth's Magnetic Field Mysteriously Seems to Be Weakening
Trump blames Obama.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Report: 2 In 5 Adults Say
They Have “Changed for
The Better” Since Lockdown

And they like their hair long.
 
CORRECTION
 
Last week, in a story about the federal response to the pandemic, we referred to President Trump's “deft handling” of the crisis. It should have read “daft handling.” We regret the error.

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