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PEOPLE
Kayleigh McEnany Named New White House Press Secretary
She becomes first inflatable White House Press Secretary.
 
ENTERTAINMENT
Cute Coronavirus Photos Find Wide Audience
Shown: dogs owned by man caught hoarding medical devices.
 
BUSINESS
Airlines Want $50 Billion
Bailout After Spending $45
Billion Buying Back Stock

And charging passengers for water.
Trump Personally Lost
$1 Billion in Past Month Due
To Coronavirus Lockdown

Mostly in Mar-a-Lago gift shop purchases.
SCIENCE
Oldest Piece of String Made by Neanderthals 50,000 Years Ago
To remind themselves not to become extinct.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
CDC Recommends Covering
Face With Fabric That Has
High Thread Count

Trump orders 50 million silk scarves from the Ivanka Trump Collection.
Study: Men More Dangerous
Drivers Than Women

They always seem to be lost.
Report: Trump Has Financial Interest in Maker of Questionable Coronavirus Cure
He claims constant touting of untested hydroxychloroquine at his press conferences “mere coincidence.”
Bill O'Reilly: Many Coronavirus Fatalities “Were On Their Last Legs, Anyway”
Calls massive medical response to pandemic “big waste of PPE.”

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