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PEOPLE
Trump Says He Discussed Election Meddling With Russian Foreign Minister
Sergei Lavrov confirms it, says Trump thanked him profusely.
Trump Speaks at a Fourth Grade Level, Lowest of Last 15 U.S. Presidents, New Analysis Finds
But still impresses his base.
 
CONSUMER NEWS
Pepsi to Offer Coffee-Cola Drink
Describes it as tasting like coffee after someone's spilled Pepsi in it.
 
BUSINESS
Study: Open Office Seating Linked to Lower Stress, Greater Activity Levels Among Workers
Downside: more STDs.
SCIENCE
Recordings Reveal Plants Make Ultrasonic Squeals When Stressed
Never eat a salad in a quiet room.
Study: Self-Driving Vehicles
Have Harder Time Detecting
People With Dark Skin

Manufacturers suggest they wear something white.
 
Elon Musk's Space X Sending Cannabis to International Space Station
Plus Zig-Zags, roach clip, bag of Cheetos.
 
HEALTH / MEDICINE
Suicide Hotline to Change From 10-Digit Number to 3 Digits
Also, recording will no longer state how many “suicidal people” in line ahead of you.
Survey: 3 in 4 Believe Natural
Remedies Like Cannabis Safer
Than Prescriptions

Don't bogart that natural remedy.

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